"Farm jokes 03" joke

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? Lumpy milkshakes! What is the definition of a goose? An animal that grows down as it grows up! Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep? She had a crook with her! What do you give a pony with a cold? Cough Stirrup! What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on? A horse! What happens when geese land in a volcano? They cook their own gooses! What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon! What is a horse's favorite sport? Stable tennis! What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure! What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!

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