"Farmer's Revenge" joke

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. ”

Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you. ”

Johnson: “But I want you to. ”

Wife: “But why? ”

Johnson: “Jones once cheated me in a horse deal! ”

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