"Farting People" joke

-The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
-The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
-The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.
-The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.
-The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
-The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.
-The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.
-The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
-The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
-The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.
-The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
-The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.
-The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
-The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
-The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
-The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.