"Fart'n me, madame" joke

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to
her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic
fart.
Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, "Sir! Please stop that
immediately."
"Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow. "Which way was it headed?"

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