"Favorite fruit my ass" joke
once there was three men named bob john & ed. they all heard about this one hot farmer daughter and decided to sneak in at night time. they all accedentaly made a whole bunch of noise. the farmers daughters dad comes in and says what the hell is going on hear with his shotgun in his hand. he said well im not going to shoot u but i would like u all to go out and pick your favorite fruit. they all got up and went out to go get there favorite fruit. bob came back with a cherry the farmer said stick it up ur ass after five minutes he got it up there. later john was on his way back with an apple he said stick it up ur ass after ten minutes of grunting and groaning he got it up there. bob and john started laughing so hard and the farmer asked why are you two laughing while he was stroking his gun. they both said because here comes ed with a watermellon. as soon as ed found out what he had to do with it he said to the farmer there is no way in hell i am doing that so just shoot me and he did.
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