"Feel Like Home?" joke

Little Johnny and his mom and dad were moving to a different house. After getting situated, unpacking, etc., Little Johnny told his mom that it still didn't feel like his old home. His mom was thinking of something of which he had wanted a long time in his room.
So she whispered in her husband's ear, "I'm getting him that chair that he has wanted for a long time. I'll be back in 2 hours with his gift. Maybe it'll cheer him up."
So she got in the car and drove away. She got back in only an hour; the stores weren't crowded at all. Her husband was shocked how early she got home. He said, "Wow, honey you made great time."
Little Johnny got his gift, but he told his mom that it still didn't really feel like home. So he went outside, like he was looking for somthing. After a while, he found a woman hiding in the bushes.
Little Johnny's mom was puzzled, and wondered who this woman was. Little Johnny brought her into the house. He took her top off, and said, "There, now it finally feels like home!"

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