"Fire" joke

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were all about to get executed. The shooter aimed at the redhead and asked if she had any last words. She shook her head, and the executer yelled, "READY? AIM-"
The redhead then called out, "TORNADO!!"
As a human reflex, they ducked, and the redhead ran off. The executers ignored her and aimed at the brunette. They asked if she had any last words and she shook her head no. "READY AIM-" He called again, but the brunette shouted, "EARTHQUAKE"
As they once again, ducked. The blond was catching on, so when they asked if she had any last words, she shook her head. The man signaled his hand and called "READY, AIM-" She quickly yelled, "FIRE!!!"

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