"First Day With Me Hook" joke

A pirate with a peg leg, hook hand, and a patched eye walks into a bar and orders a beer.After the beer the bartender says,"I hope you dont mind me asking but why do you have a peg leg?"The pirate replies,"We were coming ashore and the ship tipped over and an alligator bit me leg off." After the next beer the bartender says"I hope you dont mind me asking but How did you get a hook for a hand?" The pirate replied "We were coming into shore and the alligator bit me hand off." After his last beer the bartender says,"I hope you dont mind me asking but How did you get the patched eye?" The pirate replied,"We were coming into shore when a bird pooped on me face and it was my first day with me hook."

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