"Fish jokes 02" joke

Where do shellfish go to borrow money? To the prawn broker! What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather! What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys? He got lockjaw! Where do fish wash? In a river basin! What fish only swims at night? A starfish! How do fish go into business? The start on a small scale! Which fish go to heaven when they die? Angelfish! What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! Where do you weigh whales? At a whale weigh station! What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse!

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