"Five Rupees Back" joke

Morron buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Morron says, "i want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, "no, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks." morron said, "oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and i want it." again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. Morron, furious with the man, screams out, "look, i want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then i want my five rupees back!"

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