"Flame form letter" joke

I saw this used on another list - of course it would be inappropriate to actually use it here but enjoy it all the same.
-Mark
Dear
sir
clueless one
twit
great man on campus
madam
dweeb
twerp
comrade
Elvis
moon beam
boor
Obergruppenfuehrer
citoyen
Geek
grad student
cur
You are being gently flamed because.
you continued a boring useless stupid thread
you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads
you posted a piece riddled with profanities
you advocated Net censorship
you SCREAMED! (used all caps)
you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group
you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article
you threatened others with physical harm
you made a bigoted statement(s)
you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve
you repeatedly shown lack of humor
you are apparently under compulsion to post to every threat
you are posting an anonymous attack
Thank you for the time you have taken to read this. Live n' Learn.