"Flat Army officers" joke

Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.
Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him (or her) over with a steam roller?
A: B flat, major.
Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: C flat major.
Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.

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