"Flea jokes" joke
What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything?
A flee! What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie! What to you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito! Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
"Why are we running so fast?
" said one because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
A space invader! What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny! How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go! How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch! What is a flea`s favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy! What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
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