"Fly A Kite In The Back Yard" joke

Henry was helping his son fly a kite in the back yard, but was having trouble getting it to stay up. His wife stood watching them from the porch. Henry had just run the entire length of the yard, trying to pull the kite into the air, only to have it thrash about uncertainly and plummet to the ground.
"Henry," said the wife, "you need more tail."
"I wish you'd make up your mind," said Henry, panting heavily. "Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

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