"Fly the Friendly Skies" joke

Thank you terrorist. First we have to take off our shoes because one guy in the history of flying had a bomb in his shoe. Couldn't security tell he had a bomb in his shoe? He had a size ten shoe on one foot and a Bozo the Clown shoe on the other.
Now we can't take liquids on planes which means that the pilots can't drink during the flight so-back to drinking as much as possible before takeoff.

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