"Flying Upside Down" joke

A blind man was travelling in his private jet, when he felt that something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit as quickly as possible, but got no response from his pilot.
Fumbling, he found the radio and called the tower. "Help! Help!" he screamed.
The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"
"Help me, please!" the blind man yelled. "I'm blind, my pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"
"How do you know you're upside down?" the tower controller asked.
"How do I know?" shrieked the blind man. "I know because the shit is running down my back!"

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