"Foolish Tony" joke

Two friends, Tony and Timmy, did not memorize the poems they needed to learn for their class. Due to this, their teacher scolded them. When they got home that night, they got to work memorizing the poems. Timmy memorized his poem well, but Tony did not like the subject of his poem and became frustrated. He goes to his mom who is working in the kitchen. "Mom, do you know any poems?"
"Just shut up!" she snaps at him. Tony writes, "Just shut up" on a piece of paper. He then goes to his dad who is busy working in his home office. "Dad, do you know any poems?"
"Just throw that in the dustbin," his dad mutters. Tony writes, "Just throw that in the dustbin," on the paper. He goes to his older brother who is watching his favorite movie, "Superman" on the television. "Michael, do you know any poems?"
"Superman!" he shouts angrily at his brother. Tony writes, "Superman" on the piece of paper. Tony then proceeds to his sister's room, only to find her talking on the phone with a friend. "Kelli, do you know any poems?"
"Not today darling. Tomorrow." she says before closing the door in his face. He writes down, "Not today darling," with all the other tidbits from his family.
The next day he goes to school and is requested to read the poem he was to memorize to the class. In response to the teacher's request, he walks up to the front of the class and says, "Just shut up!" His teacher, astonished and angered says, "Do you want me to write up a formal complaint against you?"
"Just throw it in the dustbin," he tells her. By now his teacher is absolutely furious. "I should take you to the principles office right now!"
"Not today darling, tomorrow," he tells her.

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