"Fore" joke
A guy is standing over his tee shot, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
His partner says, "What's taking so long?"
The first guy replies, "My wife is on the clubhouse porch, so I want to make a perfect shot."
His partner says, "Forget it... you'll never hit her from here."
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