"Frivolous Old Gal" joke
Dear Margaret,
I have become a little older since we last saw each other, and a few changes have taken place in my life since then. To be perfectly frank with you, I have become a frivolous old gal and am seeing five gentlemen daily.
As soon as I awake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then, I go to see John. Then, Charlie Horse comes along. When he's here, he tends to take a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays for the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I find I'm quite tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life! Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zimer.
Your good friend,
Edith
PS. The good Reverend came to call the other day and said that at my age, I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him I do that all the time. It doesn't matter where I am... in the kitchen, the parlor, upstairs, down in the basement, I always ask myself, "Now, what am I here after?"
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