"Frog Jokes" joke

Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn''t... he jumped.
Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn''t matter- he won''t come anyway.
What did the frog order at McDonald''s?
French flies and a diet Croak
What''s red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!