"From the Files of Hacky Vega" joke

Billionaire and former member of The Beatles, Paul McCartney, (who did you think I was talking about when I said billionaire and Beatles? Ringo?) is splitting from his wife, Heather Mills.
(Now here comes the hack.) When asked about Paul's fortune, she said she made a great living before Paul as a model and she can go back to modeling... she's thinking of starting a line of designer SHOE (singular), or following her passion for cooking and getting a job at the I-HOP. And there you have it. Primo hack.

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