"Fun with UNIX" joke

If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do get these responses.

% make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light?

No match.

% sleep with me

bad character

% man: Why did you get a divorce?

man: Too many arguments.

% make' heads or tails of all this'

Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

% make sense

Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.

% make mistake

Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.

% make bottle.open

Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

% (-

(-: Command not found.