"Fundamentalist Pet" joke
A fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet, so they went shopping.
At the Jesus Saves Breeders, a kennel specializing in what they were looking for, they found a dog they took a liking to. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. Thoroughly impressed, they purchased the animal and took him home, all the while praising the Lord for bringing this dog to them.
That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little.
The friends were impressed and asked whether the dog could also do any of the 'usual' dog tricks. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about 'normal' tricks.
"Well," they said, "let's try and see."
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
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