"Funeral Thoughts" joke

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "
Why are you laughing?"
"
I was thinking about my own funeral,"
the man replied.
"
What's so funny about that?"
"
I'm a gynecologist."

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