"Funny Bumper Stickers #22" joke

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!! Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?I intend to live forever - so far, so good.Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?What happens if you get scared half to death twice?I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.