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Georgia peaches - California grown - 89 cents lb.
Nice parachute - never opened - used once - slightly stained
Whirlpool built in oven -- frost free!
Frozen Soft & Gentle bath tissue - 4 rolls 99 cents
American flag - 60 stars - pole included - $100
Tired of working for only $9. 75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vincinity are dead.

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