"Funny Conversations" joke

Funny Conversations
BOY: Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL: Why not? ?
BOY: I'm broke.
BOY: May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY: What time was it??
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
Man: You remind me of the sea.
Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: NO, because you make me sick.
Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Jimmy: Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom: Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
Sam: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily: So what do you do?
Sam: I close my eyes.
Teacher: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil: No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.
Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son: Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?