"Funny Quotes About Marriage" joke

Funny Quotes About Marriage "In my house I`m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-Woody Allen. "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield. "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man`s
genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams. "A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
-Duane Dewel. "When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that`s a few steps ahead is the one that`s mad."
-Helen Rowland ! "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe."
-Jackie Mason "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci. "I don`t think I`ll get married again. I`ll just find a woman I don`t like
and give her a house."
-Lewis Grizzard. "I`m the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to
whom it may concern."
-Mickey Rooney. "I haven`t spoken to my wife in years. I didn`t want to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield. "The difference between divorce and legal separation
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."