"Funny Signs #7" joke

Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push." Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step." Sign at the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth." Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write." Sign on a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog." Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission." Sign in a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

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