"GAP AND HAIRLINE" joke

by JJ

Akirah has this huge gap
and also she need to shave her back
everyday she sings waka flocka
but everyone calls her chewbacca
she may have braces
but her gap still aint closed
so i still somke weed until i dozzzze

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.4. Say, more...

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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dont worry bout it:yo hairline so far back it makes it look like lebron james actually has a hairline
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Johnathan:BOI YO HAIRLINE DID 15 BACKFLIPS BOI YO HAIRLINE SO FAR BACK THAT I HAVE TO USE BINOCULARS TO SEE THAT STUUFF BOI YO HAIRLINE PLAYED THE GAME SORRY AND PULLED A CARD THAT SAID MOVE BACK 5 SPACES BOY YO HAIRLINE GOT HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU DID
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Trevon jenkins:your hairline look like the bikini bottom
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Devonte jenkons:Your hairline is so deep Dora the explorer can't even explorer it
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Trevon jenkins:Boy your hairline is so bad Barack obama lost his hope
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u suck:I got a rap you smell like fart ure not even smart you buy ure shoes from walmat
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cody:this was the worst thing i have ever read in my life
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this one is not worthy show
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stealth ninja:I got better jokes you your hairline is bottoms up
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wontontaco:Ohmggggg! this is so funny! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahLOLOLOLOLs. Nice poem btw. Love, Hairline
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