"GE and the Little Moron" joke
During World War II the Little Moron was drafted into the U. S. Army. He went to Fort Benning for basic training. His blunders resulted in frequent KP duties. In the company's kitchen, his sergeant noticed yet another peculiar behavior.
Sergeant: "Hey, you little moron, why are you saluting that refrigerator?"
LM: "Sir, I thought it was General Electric, sir."
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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There was a big moron and a little moron, sitting on a ledge. The big moron fell off. Why?
Because the little moron was a little more on.