"Gamblers funeral" joke

At a Las Vegas gambler's funeral, the Minister, trying to console the grieving family, said "Sam's not dead, he only sleeps."
At that, a man jumped up in the back of the funeral parlor and said, "I got a thousand at 10 to 1 sez he's dead."

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