"Gay Guy" joke

A gay guy and an straight guy made a bet. The gay guy would flip a coin. If it was heads then the gay guy would get to do whatever he wanted with the straight guy. If it was tails then the straight guy gets away with ten dollars. The gay guy took out his two headed coin and flipped it. Even though it is impossible, he still lost.
Moral - It doesn't matter if you win or lose, he's still gay.