"Get A Great Deal On Gas" joke

I recently overheard someone bragging about a great deal on gas - they paid $2.79/gallon when most of the places in the area are above $3.
Are you really getting a great deal, or are you simply getting screwed just a little bit less? Would you wake up one day and say, "Wow! Yesterday was a great day! I only got sodomized eight times instead of the usual ten!" I think not!

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