"Get in line!!" joke

A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it? s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people.
A bystander asks the man,? What? s going on??
? My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral,? is the reply.
? Could I borrow your lion?? asks the bystander.? I? ve got a lawyer I? d like to have eaten.?
? Sorry, but you? ll have to get at the end of that line,? said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin.

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