"Getting Flowers" joke

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street, when the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
"Oh darn," she says, "Rick's buying me flowers again."
Puzzled, the blonde looks at her and says, "Don't you like to get flowers?"
"I love getting flowers," replies the brunette, "but he always has great expectations after giving me flowers. I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
"Don't you have a vase?" the blonde asks.

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