"Getting Scared" joke

Santa: My Wife Is Still Scared Of Water Banta: How Come? Santa: Yesterday When I Went Home, She Was In The Bath Tub With The Security Guard!!----Santa To His Wife: Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle. Jeeto: Yes Darling I Still Do, Only Differnece Is Earlier It Was 300mlnow It’s 1. 5 Ltr.---–Nurse: Congrats Santa, You Are A Father. Santa: Don’t Tell My Wife, I Want To Surprise Her!

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