"Global Orgasm Day is Coming" joke
Friday, December 22nd is Global Orgasm Day. On that day everyone is supposed to concentrate their thoughts on global peace while achieving climax.
Organizers note several records are likely to be established on this day such as the loudest ever synchronized "Oh, God!" and the single day record for STDs.
There would be a certain irony to the whole thing if it actually led to us pulling out of Iraq.
Many female participants are concerned that the event will only serve to generate false hopes for peace if orgasms are faked on such a mass scale.
The founders of Global Orgasm Day hope to build on their success with a follow-up event the next day called Global Laundry Day.
Global Orgasm Day - because, if you can't get laid in the name of peace...you can't get laid.
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