"Globalization" joke

Question: Give an example of Globalization.
Answer: Princess Diana
"... How???"
"An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
which was driven by a Belgian driver, who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines... and now, dead! "

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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English tourists driving through New Zealand countryside when they spot 4 maori falla's struggling with a huge pole against the woolshed.
Curious they stop, watch and take photo's. Finally one of the tourist's curiosity gets the better of him, so he walks over to them and more...

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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