"Globalization" joke
Question: Give an example of Globalization.
Answer: Princess Diana
"... How???"
"An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
which was driven by a Belgian driver, who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines... and now, dead! "
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.4. Say, more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!