"Go Figure" joke

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On our desk we have work stations. GO FIGURE!

If Fedex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Do you think that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

People seem to read the Bible whole lot more as they get older, could it be they are cramming for their finals.