"Go Git Yo Mama" joke
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and stopped in a mall for the first time in their lives. The wife went shopping, while the father and son strolled around checking the place out. They were in awe of everything, especially the two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together.
"Whats' 'at Paw?" the young boy asked. Never having seen anything like it before, the father replied, "I dunno son. I ain't never seen nothin' like it before."
While they watched in amazement, a fat, ugly lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked in to a small room. The walls closed and the father and son watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continud watching until the last number lit up and then they started to light in reverse order.
Suddenly, the walls opened again and out stepped a gorgeous, voluptuous young lady. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, whispered to his son, "Hurry boy, go git yo mama!"
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