"God Helps Those..." joke

GoLDBERG was very pious. He went to the synagogue every Sabbath. And every Sabbath he prayed to God to let him win first prize in the national lottery. Alas! he prayed in vain. Finally he waxed wrath with the Lord:' Am I asking too much? Here I am - a God-fearing, devout Jew. All I ask of you is to win first prize in the lottery- surely a very small matter for you, O Lord!' •
At that moment the heavens opened and the Lord's resounding voice was heard:' Goldberg! Give me a chance! At least buy a lottery ticket!'

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