"God is Watching You" joke

Mother: "Did you know that God was present when you stole that cookie from the kitchen
"Yes" replied the small boy.
"And he was looking at you all the time" - said mother.
"Yes" said the boy
"And what do you think he was saying to you?"
"He was saying - "There's no one here but the two of us - take two!"

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