"God is missing?" joke
Two six-year-odl boys were attending religious school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time-outs, notes home, missed recesses, but could do nothing with them.
Finally the boys were sent to see the priest.
The first boy went in and sat in a chair across the desk from the priest. The piest asked, "Son, do you know where God is?"
The little boy just sat there.
the priest stood up and asked, "Don, do you know where God is?"
The little boy trembled but said nothing.
The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, "Do you know where God is?"
The little boy bolted out of the chair, rushed past his friend in the waiting room, and ran all the way home. He got in bed and pulled the covers up over his head.
His friend followed him home. He came into the bedroom and asked, "What happened in there?"
The boy replied, "God is missing, and they think we did it!"
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