"Going Door-To-Door" joke

Two church members, going door-to-door, knocked on the door of a woman who was less than happy to see them. After telling them in no uncertain terms that she had no desire to hear their message, she slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door didn't close and, in fact, it bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young people had to be sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson. Suddenly, one of them said, "Lady, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

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