"Golf Course Leprechaun" joke

One fine Irish morning, a guy is out on the golf course and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one but, unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway.
He goes searching for his ball and comes across a wee little fellow with a huge knot on his head, and the golf ball lying right beside him. "Goodness," says the golfer, as he proceeds to revive the poor little fellow.
Upon awaking, the little fellow says, "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant you three wishes."
The golfer says, "I couldn't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly," and he walks away.
Watching the golfer leave, the leprechaun thinks, "Well, he was a very nice guy, and he did catch me, so I must do something for him. I'll give him three things that I would want, unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."
A year goes by and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When he finds the ball, he sees the same little fellow and asks how he's doing.
The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?"
"It's great," the golfer replies. "I hit under par every time."
"I did that for you," says the leprechaun. "And might I ask how your money is holding out?"
The golfer replies, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a ten pound note."
"I did that for you," the leprechaun says. "And might I ask how your sex life it?"
"Well, maybe once or twice a week," the golfer shyly declares.
The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or twice a week?!?"
The golfer, feeling slightly embarrassed, looks at him and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."