"Golf Game" joke
An american business man was just transfered to a new firm with a large majority of japanese employees. He had his eye on his secretary for a few days and one Friday evening, after even left they went into his ofice to play around. They were on the couch makin passionate love and the woman, who was japanese, kept screaming "Etay, Etay!!"
The next day the business man went out to play a round of golf with his boss, also from japan. They were on the 9th hole and his Boss made a hole-in-one. Very excited for his boss and deciding to employ the one japanese word he had learned the previous night the business man jumped up and down yelling "Etay. Etay"
Puzzled, his boss looked at him and politely said "What do you mean wrong hole?"
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