"Golf Tees" joke

William and his girlfried were driving home after a round of golf, when she noticed some strange looking things had fallen out of his pocket onto the seat.
"Honey, what are those strange things that just fell out of your pocket?" she asked.
"Oh, those," he replied. "Those are called tees. I put my balls on them when I'm driving."
"Figures! Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer," she snapped.

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