"Golf course" joke

Four blokes are out playing golf.

The first golfer says, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint all the outside of the house next weekend."

The second golfer said, "That''s nothing, I had to promise my wife I would paint all the rooms in our house."

The third golfer said, "Man, you''ve both got it easy! I had to promise my wife I would remodel the kitchen for her."

After a few holes they realized that the other golfer had not said a word, so they asked him, "Didn''t you have to promise your wife anything in order to go golfing?"

The fourth golfer said, "I just set the alarm for 5: 30 AM. When it goes off, I give the wife a dig and say, "Golf course or intercourse?," and she replies, "You had better wear your sweater because it might be cold."