"Good.. Bad.. Worse" joke

Good: You're having sex.
Bad: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Worse: You liked it.
Good: Your teenage son is spending a lot of time in his room "studying"
Bad: You find a bunch of gay porno tapes hidden in his room.
Worse: He's in them.
Good: Your wife gives your daughter the birds and the bees speech.
Bad: Your daughter keeps interrupting...
Worse:... with corrections.

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